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about two weeks ago i told you all i was going to purchase the jeffrey campbell el carmen platforms to make up for the fact that i cant afford those amazing prada platforms. and i did. i even added a pair of jc's black mariel wedges to the order. i was super excited and thanks to revolveclothing's free and super speedy shipping, the shoes arrived today. BUT, to my horror, they are both too big. AND, they are now sold out everywhere, the next batch not dropping until july 31st.

so, after eating three too many mint slices and reluctantly putting both shoes up on ebay, i decided i needed a little retail therapy. in the form of lingerie, apparently.  yes, i purchased five different sets from the elle macpherson intimates collection. no, i don't have a boyfriend. maybe we're talking around $500 worth of lingerie. maybe we're not.

if you live in australia and close to a DFO, you really shouldn't be buying you're lingerie from anywhere but the bendon factory outlet. i spent $200 on what would be over $500 in david jones. they stock a bunch of different brands from bendon to elle macpherson, and have the almost exact same stock as djs and myer.

so if you're feeling a little saucy, and want to spend your money wisely, lingerie is the perfect investment.

right?